I think something is wrong.  I haven't seen the boss ma'am for seven meals now.  Normally she is only gone for one or two meals at the most.  I almost forget to remember that I'm hungry.  And that I like a bit of chicken jerky in the morning.  But lately it is like my internal clock is all screwed up.  I can't remember when I'm supposed to be hungry.

I think that the boss man realizes she is missing too.  He seems to be spending a lot of time on the phone lately.  I can only assume that he is talking to the authorities working to get her back home.  I haven't heard of any ransom demands but I'd be willing to put up some of my chicken as collateral if it would help get her home.

So please, be on the lookout for my boss ma'am.  In addition to boss ma'am, she has been known to answer to the name Robin.  Last seen, she was wearing a black suit, a pink blouse and a black leather jacket.